1. You can look back over the past two weeks and pinpoint at least one embarrassing thing you said or did whilst drunk/out with friends/at a party etc.
2. You've had chocolate for breakfast
3. You've slept until mid-afternoon, done nothing until around 9pm and then got in the shower to get ready to go on a night out
4. You've experienced the feeling of complete outrage because you planned your whole afternoon out to finish all your work, and then you realise you need to go food shopping...
5. You try to make food like your parents make back home and it turns out to be a complete mess
6. You've attended a seminar that in no way relates to what your lecture was about
7. You've stayed up until half 4 in the morning trying to meet your deadlines
8. You decide that own-brand ketchup is worth the sacrifice of it actually tasting halfway decent in order to save 50p
9. You've taken a trolley from a supermarket and brought it back to the flat with you to save having to carry your weekly shop
10. You literally don't care who sees you in your pajamas with no make up on anymore
11. You've sat in the back of a lecture trying and failing to keep your eyes open when all you want to do is sleep
12. You start hand-washing your underwear because you can't justify paying so much money for such a small load
13. You've received the obligatory weekly text off your grandma asking if 'you're sleeping well and eating right and not drinking too much'
14. You see the same people on nights out constantly, but you've never seen them in the light of day and you're almost certain they're actually a vampire
15. You wake up in the morning to find that God exists in the form of half eaten take away from the night before
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